This post is a Tuesday Tip related to: We Wish You a Messy Christmas!
Clark Griswold can teach us something about how to live this holiday season.
Because most of us have a little bit of Clark in us, don’t we? It’s why we laugh so hard when he stands in the doorway and lets fly a string of expletives while his brother-in-law is kidnapping his boss. If we’re honest with ourselves, we can relate to the feeling.
Clark lurks inside of us—the ultimate parent, seeking to perfect every family moment. The bigger the moment, the more intense the desire for perfection. And Christmas can feel like a pretty big moment.
But the more we try to perfect it, the more stressful the season becomes. Because the world doesn’t magically snap into order during Christmas and life doesn’t suddenly become easy. It’s messy, so Christmas is going to be messy, too.
I think Clark can teach us a thing or two (or ten) about how to live messy and joyfully this season:
- Cut down your own tree. Quit being efficient. Stop looking for the perfectly symmetrical tree. Go cut down your own imperfect tree. Just remember to bring a saw. Digging it out by the roots would be bad for your back.
- Be playful with angry motorists. People are tense this time of year. You don’t have to be. When someone cuts you off or yells silently at you behind their windshield, be playful. Throw them a wave (but keep all five fingers up).
- Go shopping and make a jerk of yourself. The stores are a zoo this time of year. People are rushed and rude. But you don’t have to be. Make a jerk of yourself in an entirely different kind of way. Take a good book and choose the longest lines. Play hide and seek amidst the clothing racks. Sit down and try out the toys in the kids’ section.
- Decorate slowly and make mistakes. Take your time. No one will remember what your lights looked like. But your family will remember the way you did it. Set aside a day for it and get everyone involved. When the first ornament breaks, cheer and celebrate with a glass of eggnog.
- Don’t buy a pool. Stop stretching yourself financially this holiday season and notice a ton of the stress instantly evaporate. Downgrade the gifts. Buy fewer, spend less. Half of it will be broken or forgotten by February anyway. Maybe even wrap up your Jello mold and give it away.
- Tell your neighbors what you really think. No, not like Clark did. Identify a neighbor or friend you have appreciated this year. Find a way to express this to them. Be vulnerable. Don’t worry about how they will react. Give them the gift of your sincere affirmation.
- Invite your in-laws to town. Enough said.
- Spill food everywhere. Don’t wait for the dog to get into the trash or for the kids to spill the first orange soda on the white carpet. Have an official “spilling ceremony.” Get it out of the way and quit worrying about the furniture.
- Break something in the house. Afraid something will break with all the kids running around and family coming and going? End the suspense now. Break something. Maybe right after the spilling ceremony. Just don’t use a chain saw.
- Kidnap your boss. Okay, don’t do this. That kind of stuff only happens in the movies.
Still not ready to take Christmas a little less seriously. Go watch the movie. I’m sure Clark has a few other lessons I’ve forgotten. And may your Christmas be messy and merry.
QUESTIONS: What holiday traditions do you have that celebrate the messiness of the season? Any ideas to add to this list? Share in the comments!
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